Darren J. Gendron is a comedian, author and board game designer. If you come in contact with Dern in the wild, you can calm him and draw his attention with the traditional call of “Heyo Dern!” Be warned that he may still be hostile to you if you are a hobo or a clown. Oddly, hobo clowns are not threatening to him.
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